{"id":2433,"date":"2007-02-14T17:00:00","date_gmt":"2007-02-15T01:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=2433"},"modified":"2007-02-14T17:00:00","modified_gmt":"2007-02-15T01:00:00","slug":"2433","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=2433","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\">In my experience, it never pays to get the faster shipping with Amazon.com. I recently made two purchases online. With the first, I went with free shipping. With the second, because I wanted to receive the package sooner, I chose next-day mail. Guess which one shipped right away? Guess which one isn&#8217;t scheduled to ship for almost another week? I think Amazon doesn&#8217;t like to be rushed. If you feign patience and say, &#8220;Send it to me whenever,&#8221; they will reward you. But they&#8217;ll punish you if you actually want next-day to <i>mean<\/i> next-day.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In my experience, it never pays to get the faster shipping with Amazon.com. I recently made two purchases online. With the first, I went with free shipping. With the second, because I wanted to receive the package sooner, I chose next-day mail. Guess which one shipped right away? Guess which one isn&#8217;t scheduled to ship &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=2433\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-2433","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2433"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2433"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2433\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2433"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2433"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2433"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}