{"id":235,"date":"2002-03-28T13:00:00","date_gmt":"2002-03-28T21:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=235"},"modified":"2002-03-28T13:00:00","modified_gmt":"2002-03-28T21:00:00","slug":"235","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=235","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

Because I am bored:<\/p>\n

1. IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE?
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      I think you’ve mistaken me for someone who’s good with tools.<\/p>\n

2. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?
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      The push-up bra. God bless the engineers who thunk up that one. To wear<\/em>, however…well, I’ve got this silky-smooth button-down green shirt I like a lot. And I keep meaning to buy myself a new terrycloth robe. My Arthur Dent impersonation just isn’t complete without one.<\/p>\n

3. FAVORITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
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      I’ve always thought this question was a little biased toward heterosexuals…but, at the same time, I am<\/em> heterosexual, so I guess I’ll just go with my stock answer: huge tracts of land. I don’t know if there’s any one physical attribute that the women I find attractive share.<\/p>\n

4. WHAT’S THE LAST CD THAT YOU BOUGHT?
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      Tenacious D<\/a><\/p>\n

5. WHERE’S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO BE?
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      It isn’t here, I know that much. When I find it, I’ll let you know. Maybe that’s where I’ll build that house from Question 1.<\/p>\n

6. WHERE’S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE PLACE TO BE?
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      My job.<\/p>\n

7. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO BE MASSAGED?
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      The back of my neck. Or…oh…unless you meant that<\/em> kind of massage, wink wink, nudge nudge…<\/p>\n

8. WHAT’S MORE IMPORTANT, STRONG IN MIND OR STRONG IN BODY?
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      Mind. Remember, there is no spoon.<\/p>\n

9. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING?
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      As late as possible, preferably eight and half to nine hours after I went to bed. Usually more like six or five hours. Put it this way: I set my alarm for 7:30 every morning, which usually<\/em> leaves me just enough time to get to work by 8.<\/p>\n

10. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE KITCHEN APPLIANCE?
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      Well that toaster<\/a>‘s kinda cute…<\/p>\n

11. WHAT MAKES YOU REALLY ANGRY?
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      Mean people. They suck. Actually, the one thing that truly pisses me off more than anything is hypocrisy.<\/p>\n

12. IF YOU COULD PLAY ANY INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
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      Every now and then, I think it would be neat to learn how to play the harmonica. I’m not quite sure why. The one instrument I really wish I could play, though, is probably the piano. I took lessons, briefly, when I was younger. The day I completed the first book of exercises, I told my instructor I wanted to quit. I’ve always vaguely regretted it, but let’s be honest: I was never going to be the next Mozart. I remember none of what I was taught.<\/p>\n

13. FAVORITE COLOR?
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      Green<\/p>\n

14. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SPORTS CAR OR SUV?
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      Well, if I have<\/em> to choose, sports car. But c’mon, there are other choices.<\/p>\n

15. DO YOU BELIEVE IN AFTERLIFE?
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      Yes, but does it believe in me? That’s the real question.<\/p>\n

16. FAVORITE CHILDREN’S BOOK?
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      Growing up, I loved the Great Brain<\/a> books by John D. Fitzgerald. The Mr. Men & Little Miss<\/a> books were also always a favorite, but I don’t remember any of them in great detail.<\/p>\n

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?
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      Spring. Which ought to be here any day now…<\/em><\/p>\n

18. WHAT’S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE HOUSEHOLD CHORE?
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      I hate, hate, hate doing the dishes.<\/p>\n

19. IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
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      Telekinesis sounds pretty neat. It would definitely help with doing dishes. Where do I sign up for that?<\/p>\n

20. IF YOU HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?
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      I don’t have a tattoo. I’ve been told I’m really not the type.<\/p>\n

21. CAN YOU JUGGLE?
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      Nope. Can’t spin plates or eat fire either. No circus folk in this family tree, I’m afraid.<\/p>\n

22. THE ONE PERSON FROM YOUR PAST YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO?
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      Myself at a younger age<\/p>\n

23. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE DAY?      Christmas<\/p>\n

24. WHAT’S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?
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      A spare tire. And Jimmy Hoffa, of course.<\/p>\n

25. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SUSHI OR HAMBURGER?
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      Hamburger. I don’t like cooked<\/em> fish, let alone raw.<\/p>\n

26. FROM THE PEOPLE YOU WILL EMAIL THIS TO, WHO’S MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
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      Well, truth be told, I’m not going to e-mail this to anyone else. Most everyone I’d send it to would either ignore it or yell at me for sending them e-mail forwards.<\/p>\n

27. WHO’S LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
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      Just about everyone I might think to send this to.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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