{"id":231,"date":"2002-03-26T21:59:00","date_gmt":"2002-03-27T05:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=231"},"modified":"2002-03-26T21:59:00","modified_gmt":"2002-03-27T05:59:00","slug":"231","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=231","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\">The <a href=\"http:\/\/fluffybattlekitten.com\/mtarchives\/000379.php\">other day<\/a>, Maggie of <a href=\"http:\/\/fluffybattlekitten.com\/\">Fluffy Battle Kitten<\/a> wrote: &#8220;It would be so super good if every morning when you woke up you could genie-in-a-bottle yourself to whatever age you wanted to be that day. You could wake up and be like, &#8216;eeny, meenie, moogly woop today I want to be 44.3 years old&#8217; and then shazaam you would be 44.3 years old for the day. Then you could try bunches of ages before deciding the age you&#8217;d stick with most days. You&#8217;d need to take a test when you turned 18 in order to get your genie in a bottle age changing ability though.&#8221;<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\">If I had been given that choice when I woke up this morning (now, I guess, yesterday morning), I&#8217;m pretty sure I wouldn&#8217;t have chosen to go with twenty-five. But as this birthday has dragged on &#8212; and man, has it <em>dragged<\/em> on &#8212; I think I&#8217;m learning to live with it. Give me a year and twenty-five will seem like second nature to me.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The other day, Maggie of Fluffy Battle Kitten wrote: &#8220;It would be so super good if every morning when you woke up you could genie-in-a-bottle yourself to whatever age you wanted to be that day. You could wake up and be like, &#8216;eeny, meenie, moogly woop today I want to be 44.3 years old&#8217; and &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=231\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-231","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/231"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=231"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/231\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=231"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=231"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=231"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}