{"id":23,"date":"2001-10-04T18:42:00","date_gmt":"2001-10-05T02:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=23"},"modified":"2001-10-04T18:42:00","modified_gmt":"2001-10-05T02:42:00","slug":"23","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=23","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">Too tired for coherence. I may be coming down with a cold. In the meantime, while you wait, some links. Talk amongst yourselves.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">Merriam-Webster rocks on with its bad self. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dictionaraoke.org\/\">Dictionaraoke<\/a>. God bless these people. Found via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.geocities.com\/maggeh\/\">Mighty Girl<\/a>, which found it via <a href=\"http:\/\/xplane.com\/xblog\/\">xBlog<\/a>.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\"><a href=\"http:\/\/ape-law.com\/GAF\/\">Gone &#038; Forgotten<\/a> offers &#8220;the worst, the lowest, the most ludicrous, the least memorable and the downright un-funkified of the whole world of comics.&#8221; Where <em>else<\/em> are you going to read about Hansi, the Girl Who Loved the Swastika? Found via <a href=\"http:\/\/xplane.com\/xblog\/\">xBlog<\/a>, which found it via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/\">Boing Boing<\/a>.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">&#8220;When the audio play pattern changes on your <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fisher-price.com\/us\/sesame\/\">Tickle Me Elmo Surprise<\/a>&#8230;if a new message spoken by your Tickle Me Elmo Surprise is a special message in which Tickle Me Elmo Surprise uses the word &#8216;Congratulations&#8217;&#8230;&#8221; So, how many times can <em>you<\/em> work the words &#8220;Tickle Me Elmo Surprise&#8221; into everyday conversation? Try it, it&#8217;s fun! Found via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/\">Boing Boing<\/a>, which found it via <a href=\"http:\/\/monkeybum.blogspot.com\/\">Exciting Monkey Bum Stories For Boys and Girls<\/a>.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">And really, when the words &#8220;monkey&#8221; and &#8220;bum&#8221; pop up like that on your screen, that&#8217;s as good enough a reason as any to call it a night. Maybe I&#8217;ll just go watch <em>The Daily Show<\/em> and fall asleep. But, before I do, one final link: <a href=\"http:\/\/members.diaryland.com\/edit\/view.phtml?user=lazarus\">Lazarus<\/a>, which Margaret describes as &#8220;a trivial comedy for serious people&#8221; and which she seems to be writing once again.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Too tired for coherence. I may be coming down with a cold. In the meantime, while you wait, some links. Talk amongst yourselves. Merriam-Webster rocks on with its bad self. Dictionaraoke. God bless these people. Found via Mighty Girl, which found it via xBlog. Gone &#038; Forgotten offers &#8220;the worst, the lowest, the most ludicrous, &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=23\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-23","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}