{"id":208,"date":"2002-03-01T10:00:00","date_gmt":"2002-03-01T18:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=208"},"modified":"2002-03-01T10:00:00","modified_gmt":"2002-03-01T18:00:00","slug":"208","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=208","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"quote\">Spring is sprung, de grass is riz.<br \/>\n<br \/>I wonder where dem boidies is.<br \/>\n<br \/>I hoid de boid was on de wing. Ain&#8217;t dat strange?<br \/>\n<br \/>I tot de wings was on de boid! &#8212; <em>The Goon Show<\/em> (??)<\/div>\n<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\">It seems like every year around this time, winter makes one last-ditch effort to impress us. After days, or weeks, of unexpected warmth, shortsleeved shirts and open windows, the temperature drops and the wind picks up. It&#8217;s as if all this time someone, somewhere, has been asleep at the wheel and has only now remembered that March is supposed to come <em>in<\/em> like a lion and go <em>out<\/em> like a lamb. So we bundle ourselves up, turn the heat back on, and try not to act too surprised when, after a month of almost-spring, it starts snowing again.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\">I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ll ever learn to appreciate central Pennsylvania weather.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Spring is sprung, de grass is riz. I wonder where dem boidies is. I hoid de boid was on de wing. Ain&#8217;t dat strange? I tot de wings was on de boid! &#8212; The Goon Show (??) It seems like every year around this time, winter makes one last-ditch effort to impress us. After days, &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=208\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-208","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=208"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}