{"id":191,"date":"2002-02-14T10:28:00","date_gmt":"2002-02-14T18:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=191"},"modified":"2002-02-14T10:28:00","modified_gmt":"2002-02-14T18:28:00","slug":"191","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=191","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\">In a recent e-mail, a fellow capper asked, &#8220;Does anybody in this country *not* hate Valentine&#8217;s Day?&#8221; I replied, &#8220;A few, but they&#8217;re being rounded up and shipped off to reeducation camps where they&#8217;ll learn that love is *not* a many splendored thing and be force-fed little candy hearts until they cry.  Or maybe just shown the complete works of <a href=\"http:\/\/us.imdb.com\/Name?Francis,+Coleman\">Coleman Francis<\/a>, which has about the same effect.&#8221;<\/font><\/p>\n<table>\n<tr>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/images\/unrealheart.jpg\"><\/td>\n<td><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\">Oh well, happy Valentines Day anyway, courtesy of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.acme.com\/heartmaker\/\">Acme Heart Generator<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Remember, even the <a href=\"http:\/\/slashdot.org\/articles\/02\/02\/14\/143254.shtml?tid=166\">geekiest<\/a> of us need love.<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In a recent e-mail, a fellow capper asked, &#8220;Does anybody in this country *not* hate Valentine&#8217;s Day?&#8221; I replied, &#8220;A few, but they&#8217;re being rounded up and shipped off to reeducation camps where they&#8217;ll learn that love is *not* a many splendored thing and be force-fed little candy hearts until they cry. Or maybe just &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=191\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-191","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=191"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=191"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=191"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=191"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}