{"id":181,"date":"2002-02-11T10:53:00","date_gmt":"2002-02-11T18:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=181"},"modified":"2002-02-11T10:53:00","modified_gmt":"2002-02-11T18:53:00","slug":"181","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=181","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\">Heinz is releasing <a href=\"http:\/\/money.cnn.com\/2002\/02\/11\/news\/wires\/funkyfries_ap\/\">chocolate-flavored french fries<\/a>. This is wrong in so many ways.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;We asked the kids what would make them want to eat more French fries,&#8221; said John Carroll, managing director of North American potatoes and snacks for Heinz&#8217; frozen food division.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>One of the rejected ideas was Fruit Loops-flavored fries, Carroll said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Found via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.metafilter.com\">Metafilter<\/a>.<\/font><br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Heinz is releasing chocolate-flavored french fries. This is wrong in so many ways. &#8220;We asked the kids what would make them want to eat more French fries,&#8221; said John Carroll, managing director of North American potatoes and snacks for Heinz&#8217; frozen food division. One of the rejected ideas was Fruit Loops-flavored fries, Carroll said. Found &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=181\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-181","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=181"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=181"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=181"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=181"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}