{"id":170,"date":"2002-02-06T12:45:00","date_gmt":"2002-02-06T20:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=170"},"modified":"2002-02-06T12:45:00","modified_gmt":"2002-02-06T20:45:00","slug":"170","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=170","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s funny how these things start. This morning, in the capper e-group<\/a>, Bert Tilley<\/a> (aka 144b) sends along the news that one-time pop sensation Tiffany will soon be posing for Playboy. “Tiffany’s spokesman, Jay Marose….” the article says, “described Tiffany as ‘a very religious person,’ but said she had no moral problems with doing the spread.”<\/font><\/p>\n

To which fellow capper Agent Moldy<\/a> replies: “*rolls eyes and shakes head* ‘Teehee! I’m ‘splaying for the Lord!’ Sheesh.”<\/font><\/p>\n

And then I<\/em> say: “Which is just silly. Everybody *knows* Jesus is more of a Hustler fan. ‘Splayin’ for the Lord!’ You know, there’s a niche market just waiting to be exploited — Bible porn! The word of god with some good old T&A! It’d be like the ‘700 Club’ meets ‘Girls Gone Wild’. See how Moses *really* parted the Red Sea! ‘I am the Son of God. *wocka chicka* *wocka chicka*…’ Oh yeah, I’m going to hell.”<\/font><\/p>\n

And finally, Mr. Grant<\/a> writes: “Dear St. Matthew: I am a shepherd tending a small flock in upstate Judea. I never thought the stories you print were true, until one night last December…”<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s funny how these things start. This morning, in the capper e-group, Bert Tilley (aka 144b) sends along the news that one-time pop sensation Tiffany will soon be posing for Playboy. “Tiffany’s spokesman, Jay Marose….” the article says, “described Tiffany as ‘a very religious person,’ but said she had no moral problems with doing the … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-170","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/170"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=170"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/170\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=170"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=170"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}