{"id":17,"date":"2001-10-01T04:33:00","date_gmt":"2001-10-01T12:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=17"},"modified":"2001-10-01T04:33:00","modified_gmt":"2001-10-01T12:33:00","slug":"17","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=17","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Arial\" size=2\">One of the funniest things I think I&#8217;ve ever heard on television is &#8220;&#8230;from the writer of Armageddon.&#8221;  Silly rabbit, I thought. Armageddon didn&#8217;t have any <em>writers.<\/em> So I gave that show, NBC&#8217;s Undercover, a miss and watched Alias on ABC instead. Pretty cool stuff&#8230;which, now that I look at it again, was written by a screenwriter from&#8230;Armageddon. Dangnabbit. At least the universe is not without a sense of humor this morning.  Now if I could just figure out a way to watch Buffy: the Vampire Slayer when I don&#8217;t have UPN&#8230;<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial\" size=2\">Oh, and I&#8217;m not entirely sure how I ended up <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cutoffmyfeet.com\/\">here<\/a>, but I want out. God bless that back button.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, and I&#8217;m not entirely sure how I ended up here, but I want out. God bless that back button.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-17","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}