{"id":1638,"date":"2005-10-06T12:02:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-06T20:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=1638"},"modified":"2005-10-06T12:02:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-06T20:02:00","slug":"1638","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=1638","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">Meanwhile, at stately Wayne Manor&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/nm\/20051006\/en_nm\/life_mansion_dc\">&#8220;Batman&#8221; house escapes damage in Pasadena fire<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Or <i>does<\/i> it? Riddle me this, Batman:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/ap\/20051006\/ap_en_mo\/mansion_fire\">Fire Guts &#8216;Batman&#8217; Mansion<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Links courtesy of fellow capper PrezGAR. I&#8217;m assuming the first one was simply incorrect, but, for articles only an hour or so apart, that&#8217;s quite a discrepancy. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m no fire marshall or anything, but I&#8217;m going to go out on a limb and suggest there&#8217;s probably a recognizable difference between a house gutted by flames and a house completely untouched by them.<\/p>\n<p>Authorities should look into whether Superman has an alibi for that evening. After all, as time and time again have shown, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nationallampoon.com\/supermanisadick\/\">Superman is a dick<\/a>.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Meanwhile, at stately Wayne Manor&#8230; &#8220;Batman&#8221; house escapes damage in Pasadena fire Or does it? Riddle me this, Batman: Fire Guts &#8216;Batman&#8217; Mansion Links courtesy of fellow capper PrezGAR. I&#8217;m assuming the first one was simply incorrect, but, for articles only an hour or so apart, that&#8217;s quite a discrepancy. I&#8217;m no fire marshall or &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=1638\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-1638","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1638"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1638"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1638\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1638"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1638"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1638"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}