{"id":1594,"date":"2005-09-08T17:20:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-09T01:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=1594"},"modified":"2005-09-08T17:20:00","modified_gmt":"2005-09-09T01:20:00","slug":"1594","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=1594","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<table>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"middle\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/public\/space-alien-backs-bush-for-president.jpg\" title=\"Space Alien Backs Bush\"><\/td>\n<td><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">Oh, so <i>that<\/i> explains it. See, Bush isn&#8217;t ineptly bungling the relief effort in the Gulf Coast. He&#8217;s merely allowing his campaign contributors&#8217; massive terraforming project to commence unimpeded. <\/p>\n<p>Any other president would do the same, and you know it.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, so that explains it. See, Bush isn&#8217;t ineptly bungling the relief effort in the Gulf Coast. He&#8217;s merely allowing his campaign contributors&#8217; massive terraforming project to commence unimpeded. Any other president would do the same, and you know it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-1594","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1594"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1594"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1594\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1594"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1594"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1594"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}