{"id":158,"date":"2002-01-31T07:29:00","date_gmt":"2002-01-31T15:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=158"},"modified":"2002-01-31T07:29:00","modified_gmt":"2002-01-31T15:29:00","slug":"158","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=158","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\">Fellow capper Erik Wilson, aka Generik, sent me a list of &#8220;Excuses for Not Coming to Work&#8221;. By far my favorite is &#8220;I just found out that I was switched at birth. Legally, I shouldn&#8217;t come to work knowing my employee records may now contain false information.&#8221; There are mornings when I would be tempted to try that.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fellow capper Erik Wilson, aka Generik, sent me a list of &#8220;Excuses for Not Coming to Work&#8221;. By far my favorite is &#8220;I just found out that I was switched at birth. Legally, I shouldn&#8217;t come to work knowing my employee records may now contain false information.&#8221; There are mornings when I would be tempted &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=158\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-158","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/158"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=158"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/158\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=158"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=158"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=158"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}