{"id":1572,"date":"2005-09-02T13:36:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-02T21:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=1572"},"modified":"2005-09-02T13:36:00","modified_gmt":"2005-09-02T21:36:00","slug":"1572","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=1572","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">Roger Ebert&#8217;s quote of the following exchange from <i><a href=\"http:\/\/us.imdb.com\/title\/tt0318081\/\">A Sound of Thunder<\/a><\/i>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p> &#8220;What\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s that?&#8221;<br \/>&#8220;The molecular structure of brontosaurus blood.&#8221;<br \/>&#8220;No Way! Cool!&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>reminded me of my favorite line from the positively <i>awful<\/i> movie <i><a href=\"http:\/\/us.imdb.com\/title\/tt0112715\/\">Congo<\/a><\/i>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;I&#8217;m not a pound of sugar, I&#8217;m a primatologist!&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know why, but that line&#8217;s always stuck with me. I&#8217;ve tried very hard to block the rest of the film from my memory. (Ebert, of course, <a href=\"http:\/\/rogerebert.suntimes.com\/apps\/pbcs.dll\/article?AID=\/19950609\/REVIEWS\/506090301\/1023\">gave it three stars<\/a>, which I can&#8217;t agree with, but which I guess I understand. Most of the actors, particularly Ernie Hudson, were clearly having <i>fun<\/i> making it, so that&#8217;s something.)<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not really sure where I&#8217;m going with any of this.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Roger Ebert&#8217;s quote of the following exchange from A Sound of Thunder: &#8220;What\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s that?&#8221;&#8220;The molecular structure of brontosaurus blood.&#8221;&#8220;No Way! Cool!&#8221; reminded me of my favorite line from the positively awful movie Congo: &#8220;I&#8217;m not a pound of sugar, I&#8217;m a primatologist!&#8221; I don&#8217;t know why, but that line&#8217;s always stuck with me. I&#8217;ve tried &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=1572\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-1572","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1572"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1572"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1572\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1572"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1572"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1572"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}