{"id":1560,"date":"2005-08-26T17:25:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-27T01:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=1560"},"modified":"2005-08-26T17:25:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-27T01:25:00","slug":"1560","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=1560","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">Okay, it was a little funnier when I read it out of context on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2005\/08\/26\/hamsterpowered_phone.html\">Boing Boing<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>He came up with the idea after his sister Sarah complained that Elvis was keeping her awake at night by playing for hours on his exercise wheel.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>But the article&#8217;s still missing the important &#8220;his pet hamster, <i>Elvis<\/i>&#8221; part. Personally, I think it&#8217;s much more amusing to think it was Elvis Presley (or Costello&#8230;or Mitchell&#8230;or, heck, even <a href=\"http:\/\/www.z100.com\/pages\/airstaff.html?feed=106910&#038;article=300168\">Duran<\/a>) in the exercise wheel that was keeping Peter&#8217;s sister awake at night.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, it was a little funnier when I read it out of context on Boing Boing: He came up with the idea after his sister Sarah complained that Elvis was keeping her awake at night by playing for hours on his exercise wheel. But the article&#8217;s still missing the important &#8220;his pet hamster, Elvis&#8221; part. &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=1560\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-1560","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1560"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1560"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1560\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1560"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1560"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1560"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}