{"id":156,"date":"2002-01-30T08:55:00","date_gmt":"2002-01-30T16:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=156"},"modified":"2002-01-30T08:55:00","modified_gmt":"2002-01-30T16:55:00","slug":"156","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=156","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\">I&#8217;ve said it before, but people come to my website looking for the strangest things. I imagine they&#8217;re usually disappointed, and it&#8217;s usually something in my always-on-the-verge-of-being-updated <a href=\"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/captions\">caption gallery<\/a> that draws them in. Here, then, are the results of three searches, what you&#8217;ll find here if you too are looking for &#8220;stop wearing pajamas&#8221;, &#8220;robotic ducks&#8221;, or my personal favorite, &#8220;area 51 hooters&#8221;:<\/p>\n<table>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/captions\/images\/Enoc1.jpg\" width=\"160\" height=\"120\"><br \/><strong><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\">EnochF:<\/font><\/strong><br \/><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\">They&#8217;re giving their teenage son a pajama intervention. Hey, I can stop wearing pajamas whenever I want, okay!&#8221;<\/font><\/td>\n<td align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/captions\/images\/cap280.jpg\" width=\"160\" height=\"120\"><br \/><strong><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\">DrMarcus<\/font><\/strong>:<br \/><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\">Whatever it is, the robotic ducks are fascinated by it.<\/font><\/br><\/td>\n<td align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/captions\/images\/Un49.jpg\" width=\"160\" height=\"120\"><br \/> <strong><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\">UnReality:<\/font><\/strong><br \/><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\">&#8220;Check out the hooters on them Martians, Cap&#8217;n! Earthman gonna score tonight, oh yeah!&#8221;<\/font><\/br><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve said it before, but people come to my website looking for the strangest things. I imagine they&#8217;re usually disappointed, and it&#8217;s usually something in my always-on-the-verge-of-being-updated caption gallery that draws them in. Here, then, are the results of three searches, what you&#8217;ll find here if you too are looking for &#8220;stop wearing pajamas&#8221;, &#8220;robotic &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=156\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-156","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=156"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=156"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=156"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=156"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}