{"id":1545,"date":"2005-08-17T17:27:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-18T01:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=1545"},"modified":"2005-08-17T17:27:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-18T01:27:00","slug":"1545","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=1545","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

I haven’t posted much lately about my search referrals, mostly because they tend to be pornographic spam more than anything these days, but I still can’t help but be amused by them now and then. I don’t think I know of anywhere else — including<\/i> this website, which I’m sure disappoints my visitors to no end — where you’ll find “hooters fly fishing girl pin” and “macbeth imagery” in such close proximity to one another.<\/p>\n

There’s “stuck in a garbage can,” to which I can offer only my sincere hope that the searcher figures out how to extricate himself safely — unless of course he’s a green, grouchy Muppet, in which case he’s right where he belongs. Then there’s “Roger Ebert annual income,” which I don’t know, but which should probably be higher after this review<\/a> for Deuce Biagalow: European Gigolo<\/i>. There’s “pirate pornography,” which I swear<\/i> I don’t have (unless you count this sketch<\/a>). There’s “female carpenters,” which, I don’t know — is that like Karen and Charisma? Or like the cute one on “Trading Spaces”? And there’s “trouble copying kung fu hustle,” which probably has something to do with it being, y’know, a movie. As in not real. (Or is that copying as in making naugthy illegal bootleg copies? Either way, you’re out of luck if you’re coming here.) Not to mention all the people scouring the internet for “double jointed sex,” “teat woman,” and “jane goodall having sex with chimps”. (I think somebody’s been reading too much into the funny pages<\/a>.)<\/p>\n

But you know, mostly it’s the porn spam.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I haven’t posted much lately about my search referrals, mostly because they tend to be pornographic spam more than anything these days, but I still can’t help but be amused by them now and then. I don’t think I know of anywhere else — including this website, which I’m sure disappoints my visitors to no … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-1545","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1545"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1545"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1545\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1545"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1545"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1545"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}