{"id":1526,"date":"2005-07-11T15:19:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-11T23:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=1526"},"modified":"2005-07-11T15:19:00","modified_gmt":"2005-07-11T23:19:00","slug":"1526","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=1526","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">Some spam today: &#8220;Dream Remodeling Sweepstakes Entry&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Whoa. Dream remodeling? &#8217;cause I&#8217;ve had some pretty lousy dreams in my life that could&#8217;ve used some remodeling, let me tell you.<\/p>\n<p>The one where I show up late to the final in the class I&#8217;ve missed since day one? What half-assed contracting job was <i>that<\/i>?<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some spam today: &#8220;Dream Remodeling Sweepstakes Entry&#8221; Whoa. Dream remodeling? &#8217;cause I&#8217;ve had some pretty lousy dreams in my life that could&#8217;ve used some remodeling, let me tell you. The one where I show up late to the final in the class I&#8217;ve missed since day one? What half-assed contracting job was that?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-1526","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1526"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1526"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1526\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1526"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1526"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1526"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}