{"id":1509,"date":"2005-05-27T07:43:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-27T15:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=1509"},"modified":"2005-05-27T07:43:00","modified_gmt":"2005-05-27T15:43:00","slug":"1509","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=1509","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">The spam in my in-box says: &#8220;longlasting erectlions&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Long-lasting erect lions? Simba? Aslan? Ah, childhood memories (not necessarily my own) torn asunder&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The spam itself is a garbled mess of quotations (and quite possibly <i>mis<\/i>quotations) from Lyndon Johnson to Spinoza to John Updike to MST3K. No mention of lions, erect or otherwise.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The spam in my in-box says: &#8220;longlasting erectlions&#8221;. Long-lasting erect lions? Simba? Aslan? Ah, childhood memories (not necessarily my own) torn asunder&#8230; The spam itself is a garbled mess of quotations (and quite possibly misquotations) from Lyndon Johnson to Spinoza to John Updike to MST3K. No mention of lions, erect or otherwise.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-1509","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1509"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1509"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1509\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1509"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1509"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1509"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}