{"id":1486,"date":"2005-03-28T06:21:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-28T14:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=1486"},"modified":"2005-03-28T06:21:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-28T14:21:00","slug":"1486","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=1486","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">The first rule of Fight Club is <i>you don&#8217;t talk about Fight Club<\/i>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>This morning, on the train ride to Manhattan, a fight broke out at the front of the car. It started as a heated argument between two men over jabbed elbows or something stupid, but it quickly escalated into a fist-fight in the aisle. One of the men wound up with a nosebleed. We stopped at Jamaica and the conductor called the police, who took both men, one of their friends, a witness, and a woman who had either been accidentally hit or somehow else involved off the train. I crossed platforms with a few other people and caught another express train to New York, happy just to be away from it all. I was at work only a little later than expected, and the one or two drops of blood on my jacket seem to have washed off with the rain. There are <a href=\"http:\/\/www.answers.com\/main\/ntquery;jsessionid=11w1t36a1g45p?method=4&#038;dsid=2222&#038;dekey=Colin+Ferguson&#038;gwp=8&#038;curtab=2222_1&#038;sbid=lc04a\">worse commutes<\/a>, obviously, but I never thought I&#8217;d miss the dull simplicity of mechancial troubles.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The first rule of Fight Club is you don&#8217;t talk about Fight Club&#8230; This morning, on the train ride to Manhattan, a fight broke out at the front of the car. It started as a heated argument between two men over jabbed elbows or something stupid, but it quickly escalated into a fist-fight in the &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=1486\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-1486","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1486"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1486"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1486\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1486"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1486"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1486"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}