{"id":148,"date":"2002-01-22T18:25:00","date_gmt":"2002-01-23T02:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=148"},"modified":"2002-01-22T18:25:00","modified_gmt":"2002-01-23T02:25:00","slug":"148","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=148","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\">Note to self: staff meetings are boring, but, if you go, you can get you out of doing actual work and &#8212; this is the important part &#8212; they will give you cookies afterwards.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Note to self: staff meetings are boring, but, if you go, you can get you out of doing actual work and &#8212; this is the important part &#8212; they will give you cookies afterwards.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-148","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=148"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}