{"id":1479,"date":"2005-03-03T17:17:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-04T01:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=1479"},"modified":"2005-03-03T17:17:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-04T01:17:00","slug":"1479","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=1479","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">I just saw Darius Rucker (of Hootie and the Blowfish fame) singing an ode to Burger King&#8217;s &#8220;Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch&#8221; to the tune of Harry McClintock&#8217;s &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/ingeb.org\/songs\/onasumme.html\">The Big Rock Candy Mountain<\/a>. I immediately turned off the television.<\/p>\n<p>Somebody needs to be smacked upside the head for that one.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just saw Darius Rucker (of Hootie and the Blowfish fame) singing an ode to Burger King&#8217;s &#8220;Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch&#8221; to the tune of Harry McClintock&#8217;s &#8220;The Big Rock Candy Mountain. I immediately turned off the television. Somebody needs to be smacked upside the head for that one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-1479","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1479"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1479"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1479\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1479"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1479"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1479"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}