{"id":147,"date":"2002-01-22T09:36:00","date_gmt":"2002-01-22T17:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=147"},"modified":"2002-01-22T09:36:00","modified_gmt":"2002-01-22T17:36:00","slug":"147","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=147","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\">I always hoped I would find something more constructive to say with my weblog than &#8220;man, Hot Pockets suck,&#8221; but man, do Hot Pockets suck. From a distance, they almost look edible, but do not be misled. They are not food. They are evil. Evil, I says! I have <em>got<\/em> to start bringing my lunch to work.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I always hoped I would find something more constructive to say with my weblog than &#8220;man, Hot Pockets suck,&#8221; but man, do Hot Pockets suck. From a distance, they almost look edible, but do not be misled. They are not food. They are evil. Evil, I says! I have got to start bringing my lunch &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=147\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-147","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=147"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=147"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=147"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=147"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}