{"id":143,"date":"2002-01-17T13:22:00","date_gmt":"2002-01-17T21:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=143"},"modified":"2002-01-17T13:22:00","modified_gmt":"2002-01-17T21:22:00","slug":"143","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=143","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\">It&#8217;s never 5 o&#8217;clock when you need it to be. Time passes slowly when you <em>want<\/em> it to pass quickly. Therefore, in theory, if you could somehow stop <em>wanting<\/em> time to pass quickly&#8230;it finally would.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s never 5 o&#8217;clock when you need it to be. Time passes slowly when you want it to pass quickly. Therefore, in theory, if you could somehow stop wanting time to pass quickly&#8230;it finally would.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-143","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=143"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}