{"id":142,"date":"2002-01-17T10:28:00","date_gmt":"2002-01-17T18:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=142"},"modified":"2002-01-17T10:28:00","modified_gmt":"2002-01-17T18:28:00","slug":"142","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=142","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.neilgaiman.com\/journal\/journal.asp\">Neil Gaiman<\/a> writes:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Yesterday I got a juicer. I dropped apples and celery and carrots and such into the top and watched everything that went in at the top turn into juice and pulp. Vegetables you could drink. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153This is fun,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d I thought.<\/p>\n<p>I woke up from dreams this morning, in which my interest in juicing had led me to experiment with other things you could juice, and in which I had begun to juice books and photographs. I was mildly surprised to find that you could extract the essential essence from any book or picture in the form of a juice, removing the pulp. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Why has no-one else thought of this?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d I wondered, as I turned several thick novels I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve not had time to read into half a cup of pleasant-tasting liquid I could drink in moments. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll probably get a medal for discovering this.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>And I woke up, half-disappointed, half-amused.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Just make sure not to mix Hunter S. Thompson with <em>The Grapes of Wrath<\/em>.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Neil Gaiman writes: Yesterday I got a juicer. I dropped apples and celery and carrots and such into the top and watched everything that went in at the top turn into juice and pulp. Vegetables you could drink. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153This is fun,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d I thought. I woke up from dreams this morning, in which my interest in &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=142\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-142","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=142"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}