{"id":1386,"date":"2004-10-06T06:06:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-06T14:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=1386"},"modified":"2004-10-06T06:06:00","modified_gmt":"2004-10-06T14:06:00","slug":"1386","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=1386","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">Your mission for today, courtesy of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thudfactor.com\/textpattern\/index.php?id=939\">Thudfactor<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>You know what would be great on Friday? Assuming George Bush wears an earpiece this time, I think it would be great if some DNC interns find a way to jam the signal and replace the whispered talking points with a continuous loop of Susan Vega\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s song &#8220;Tom\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Diner.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Do do do do&#8230;<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Your mission for today, courtesy of Thudfactor: You know what would be great on Friday? Assuming George Bush wears an earpiece this time, I think it would be great if some DNC interns find a way to jam the signal and replace the whispered talking points with a continuous loop of Susan Vega\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s song &#8220;Tom\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=1386\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-1386","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1386"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1386"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1386\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}