{"id":1353,"date":"2004-09-19T09:39:00","date_gmt":"2004-09-19T17:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=1353"},"modified":"2004-09-19T09:39:00","modified_gmt":"2004-09-19T17:39:00","slug":"1353","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=1353","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">Arr! And avast, me hearties! Today be <a href=\"http:\/\/www.talklikeapirate.com\/\">Talk Like a Pirate Day<\/a>! Before ye blasted scallywags be wanderin&#8217; off to shiver ye timbers or do unspeakable things to the mizzenmast, I once again be offerin&#8217; ye <a href=\"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/archives\/2003_08_01_index.html#106069835809212037\">these handy hints on how to know when ye be a pirate.<\/a> <\/p>\n<p>And, in the interest of bringin&#8217; me site back to the glory days when it was number one in Google for &#8220;naked pirates&#8221;, here be <a href=\"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/writings\/sketches\/Pirate.pdf\">that sketch<\/a> what I wrote. Arr!<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Arr! And avast, me hearties! Today be Talk Like a Pirate Day! Before ye blasted scallywags be wanderin&#8217; off to shiver ye timbers or do unspeakable things to the mizzenmast, I once again be offerin&#8217; ye these handy hints on how to know when ye be a pirate. And, in the interest of bringin&#8217; me &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=1353\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-1353","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1353"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1353"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1353\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1353"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1353"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1353"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}