{"id":125,"date":"2001-12-20T10:24:00","date_gmt":"2001-12-20T18:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=125"},"modified":"2001-12-20T10:24:00","modified_gmt":"2001-12-20T18:24:00","slug":"125","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=125","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">Some quotes, because that&#8217;s the sort of guy I am:<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">&#8220;It&#8217;s reassuring to know that, after everything that&#8217;s happened in the past three months, there&#8217;s still irrefutable proof that Bush is a dick.&#8221; &#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/\"><em>The Onion<\/em><a>, &#8220;What Do You Think?&#8221;<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">&#8220;It continues to amuse me when $25,000 items have little &#8220;Add to Shopping Cart&#8221; icons next to them.&#8221; &#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.caterina.net\/\">caterina.net<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">&#8220;A coworker sugested to me yesterday that the last sequel to Harry Potter, where he returns to the magic school should be called Welcome Back Potter.&#8221; &#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/home.earthlink.net\/~teambanzai\/\">teambanzai<\/a>, via e-mail<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">&#8220;If novelists had a real union, we&#8217;d get paid to procrastinate. There would be strikes for longer procrastination hours.&#8221; &#8212; Caitlin R. Kiernan, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.caitlin-r-kiernan.com\/journal.html\">Low Red Moon Journal<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">&#8220;Nobody thinks it will work, do they?&#8221; &#8220;No. You just described every great success story.&#8221; &#8212; <em>Say Anything<\/em>, which I watched again this weekend, along with <em>Almost Famous<\/em> and <em>High Fidelity<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some quotes, because that&#8217;s the sort of guy I am: &#8220;It&#8217;s reassuring to know that, after everything that&#8217;s happened in the past three months, there&#8217;s still irrefutable proof that Bush is a dick.&#8221; &#8212; The Onion, &#8220;What Do You Think?&#8221; &#8220;It continues to amuse me when $25,000 items have little &#8220;Add to Shopping Cart&#8221; icons &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=125\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-125","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=125"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=125"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=125"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=125"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}