{"id":124,"date":"2001-12-19T13:08:00","date_gmt":"2001-12-19T21:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=124"},"modified":"2001-12-19T13:08:00","modified_gmt":"2001-12-19T21:08:00","slug":"124","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=124","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">There are some days, like any day you see a squirrel trying to unsuccessfully climb a tree with an empty jar of peanut butter in its mouth, that you know are going to be a little different than all the rest. Today has been a good day, all things considered. I learned that lemmings do <a href=\"http:\/\/search1.npr.org\/search97cgi\/s97_cgi?action=View&#038;VdkVgwKey=%2Fopt%2Fcollections%2Ftorched%2Fme%2Fdata%5Fme%2Fseg%5F135035%2Ehtm&#038;DocOffset=1&#038;DocsFound=2&#038;QueryZip=lemmings&#038;Collection=zeus&#038;Collection=C1&#038;Collection=WEB&#038;SortSpec=Date+Desc+Score+Desc&#038;ViewTemplate=docview%2Ehts&#038;SearchUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch1%2Enpr%2Eorg%2Fsearch97cgi%2Fs97%5Fcgi%3Faction%3DFilterSearch%26QueryZip%3Dlemmings%26Filter%3Dtopic%255Ffilter%252Ehts%26ResultTemplate%3Dsimple%255Fdate%252Ehts%26QueryText%3Dlemmings%26Collection%3Dzeus%26Collection%3DC1%26Collection%3DWEB%26SortSpec%3DDate%2BDesc%2BScore%2BDesc%26ViewTemplate%3Ddocview%252Ehts%26ResultStart%3D1%26ResultCount%3D10&#038;\"><em>not<\/em><\/a> commit mass suicide. I learned the proper use of a University credit card and was given one with which to test my knowledge. I learned that my friend <a href=\"http:\/\/users.ev1.net\/~leistiko\/spyderella\/\">Sharon<\/a> has started updating her weblog again. I cancelled an interview for a job I wasn&#8217;t sure I wanted, and an hour later I was asked if I would like to interview for a different job somewhere else. I decided I&#8217;m taking this Friday off, finished addressing the last of my Christmas cards (I realize they will be late), had a decent lunch, and saw a squirrel trying to climb a tree with an empty jar of peanut butter in its mouth. Some days are weird, but they&#8217;re worth the price of admission.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are some days, like any day you see a squirrel trying to unsuccessfully climb a tree with an empty jar of peanut butter in its mouth, that you know are going to be a little different than all the rest. Today has been a good day, all things considered. I learned that lemmings do &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=124\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-124","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=124"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}