{"id":12073,"date":"2017-06-11T20:35:33","date_gmt":"2017-06-12T00:35:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=12073"},"modified":"2017-06-11T20:38:22","modified_gmt":"2017-06-12T00:38:22","slug":"may-2017","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=12073","title":{"rendered":"May 2017"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/34953509721_db5ac27028_o-1-e1496618930751-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-12090\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/34953509721_db5ac27028_o-1-e1496618930751-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/34953509721_db5ac27028_o-1-e1496618930751-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><i>&#8220;He went to Paris, looking for answers to questions that bothered him so&#8221; &#8211; Jimmy Buffett<\/i><\/p>\n<p>So yeah, in May, I went to Paris.<\/p>\n<p>It was just for a couple of days, over a weekend, flying in Saturday morning and flying out on Monday. My parents had a hotel reservation that they couldn&#8217;t cancel but also couldn&#8217;t use, so I wound up using it in their place.<\/p>\n<p>And I really did enjoy myself. I saw the <i>Mona Lisa<\/i>, went to the top of the Arc de Triomphe, caught sight of brand new President Emmanuel Macron&#8217;s inauguration, had some good meals, and took <a href=\"https:\/\/flic.kr\/s\/aHsm1Vhnh5\">a bunch of pictures<\/a>. I&#8217;d been a little worried my extremely limited French wouldn&#8217;t be enough to get by, but Paris is an incredibly cosmopolitan&#8211;or at least touristy&#8211;city, and everyone I spoke to was very courteous and willing to switch to English when my lame attempts at more than <i>merci beaucoup<\/i> didn&#8217;t pass.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, it&#8217;s definitely a city I&#8217;d like to return to. I saw the Arch, the Louvre, and the Mus\u00c3\u00a9e d&#8217;Orsay&#8211;which might have been my favorite&#8211;but there&#8217;s a lot I didn&#8217;t get to see in two short days. I saw the Eiffel Tower only from a distance.<\/p>\n<p>Other than that&#8230;? Well, at work, we&#8217;ve had a bunch of changes, with people leaving for new jobs (and\/or cities), including my boss. It&#8217;s meant some added responsibilities for the rest of us, but it&#8217;s also meant just a general sense of oddness. Y&#8217;know, things change.<\/p>\n<p>Except this cough. I&#8217;ve been trying to get that to change, trying to shake it, for weeks, and so far no real luck.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, it wasn&#8217;t all Parisian holidays and post-nasal drip &#8217;round here, no sir. I also read read <a href=\"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=12073#stories\">some short stories<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=12073#books\">some books<\/a>, saw <a href=\"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=12073#movies\">some movies<\/a>,and heard <a href=\"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=12073#music\">some music<\/a>. The usual order or things.<\/p>\n<p><a name=\"stories\">The stories<\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;The Ladder-Back Chair&#8221; by Barbara Krasnoff (<i>Mythic Delirium<\/i>)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Sun, Moon, Dust&#8221; by Ursula Vernon (<i>Uncanny<\/i>)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;The Scholast in the Low Waters Kingdom&#8221; by Max Gladstone (<i>Tor.com<\/i>)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Beetle-Cleaned Skulls&#8221; by J.E.Bates (<i>Escape Pod<\/i>)<\/li>\n<li>Whatever Tower, However High&#8221; by Julia K. Patt (<i>Escape Pod<\/i>)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Paradox&#8221; by Naomi Kritzer (<i>Uncanny<\/i>)<\/li>\n<li>Small Changes Over Long Periods of Time&#8221; by K.M. Sparza (<i>Uncanny<\/i>)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;James, In the Golden Sunlight of the Hereafter&#8221; by Adam-Troy Castro (<i>Lightspeed<\/i>)<\/i>\n<li>&#8220;Rising Star&#8221; by Stephen Graham Jones (<i>Uncanny<\/i>)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;And Then There Were (N-One)&#8221; by Sarah Pinsker (<i>Uncanny<\/i>)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;The Stars That Fall&#8221; by Samantha Murray (<i>Flash Fiction Online<\/i>)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Yosemite&#8221; by D.S. McNab (<i>Escape Pod<\/i>)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Red Kelly Owns the Moon&#8221; by Shaenon K. Garrity (<i>Escape Pod<\/i>)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Rings&#8221; by Nina Kiriki Hoffman (<i>F&#038;SF<\/i>)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;The History of the Invasion Told in Five Dogs&#8221; by Kelly Jennings (<i>F&#038;SF<\/i>)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;But Only Because I Love You&#8221; by Molly Tanzer (<i>Nightmare<\/i>, reprint)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a name=\"books\">The books<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I read three of them in May. Well, okay, technically I finished the last of them on June 1, but I&#8217;m gonna count it &#8212; and not just because the other two were maybe closer to novellas.<\/p>\n<p>I really enjoyed The Sorrow Proper by Lindsey Drager, which is a meditation on books and libraries and love, with some very nice writing. I thought The Invisibility Cloak by Ge Fei was interesting. And Pyramids by Terry Pratchett&#8230;well, wasn&#8217;t my favorite Discworld book so far, but it had its moments.<\/p>\n<p><a name=\"movies\">The movies<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I watched eleven of them in May, including three I watched on the plane back from Paris. (And am I ever glad we had to taxi for a little so I could watch how <i>Jack Reacher 2<\/i> ends. Spoiler: badly.) Anyway, the movies I saw were:<\/p>\n<li>A Boy and His Dog:<br \/>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I honestly don&#39;t know if I _liked_ that movie. But that ending was&#8230; And it was nice to see Jason Robards.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Fred Coppersmith (@unrealfred) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/unrealfred\/status\/861027579771445250\">May 7, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/li>\n<li>Paterson:<br \/>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">This is just to say that I enjoyed Paterson quite a lot.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Fred Coppersmith (@unrealfred) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/unrealfred\/status\/861063343045521408\">May 7, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<li>Moana:<br \/>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Moana was sweet and delightful, and I&#39;m glad I finally got a chance to see it.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Fred Coppersmith (@unrealfred) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/unrealfred\/status\/864202077702107136\">May 15, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/li>\n<li>La La Land:<br \/>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Its two leads are very charming, though the stakes are real low and it does seem like a musical for people who&#39;ve never seen one before.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Fred Coppersmith (@unrealfred) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/unrealfred\/status\/864202979074871296\">May 15, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/li>\n<li>Jack Reacher: Never Go Back:<br \/>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Finally, I watched Jack Reacher: Never Go Back. Never go see it.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Fred Coppersmith (@unrealfred) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/unrealfred\/status\/864203723073040384\">May 15, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/li>\n<li>Once Upon a Time in the West:<br \/>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Of the Sergio Leone movies I&#39;ve seen, this may be the Sergio Leone-iest. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/tp4MMoDO0I\">https:\/\/t.co\/tp4MMoDO0I<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Fred Coppersmith (@unrealfred) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/unrealfred\/status\/866104587408814080\">May 21, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/li>\n<li>Alien: Covenant:<br \/>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Covenant made me a lot less angry than Prometheus, but it&#39;s still pretty terrible.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Fred Coppersmith (@unrealfred) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/unrealfred\/status\/869695901622837249\">May 30, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/li>\n<li>Get Out:<br \/>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Get Out was really good.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Fred Coppersmith (@unrealfred) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/unrealfred\/status\/868636369391845376\">May 28, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/li>\n<li>Joe Kidd:<br \/>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Joe Kidd was pretty good. Hardly peak Clint Eastwood western, but enjoyable nonetheless.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Fred Coppersmith (@unrealfred) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/unrealfred\/status\/868664643442618369\">May 28, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/li>\n<li>Resident Evil: The Final Chapter:<br \/>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">The Resident Evil movies better make good on this being the &quot;final chapter,&quot; is all I&#39;m saying.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Fred Coppersmith (@unrealfred) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/unrealfred\/status\/869001057447366656\">May 29, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/li>\n<li>The Emperor&#8217;s New Groove:<br \/>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">The Emperor&#39;s New Groove is delightfully silly.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Fred Coppersmith (@unrealfred) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/unrealfred\/status\/869023088381394945\">May 29, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a name=\"music\">The music<\/a><\/p>\n<p>All of two songs, but I did listen to &#8217;em.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/videoseries?list=PL62qRURJS1HDYHHI9U0hA0exgX6JFlCNA\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;He went to Paris, looking for answers to questions that bothered him so&#8221; &#8211; Jimmy Buffett So yeah, in May, I went to Paris. It was just for a couple of days, over a weekend, flying in Saturday morning and flying out on Monday. 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