{"id":12,"date":"2001-09-24T06:12:00","date_gmt":"2001-09-24T14:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=12"},"modified":"2001-09-24T06:12:00","modified_gmt":"2001-09-24T14:12:00","slug":"12","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=12","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"2\" face=\"Arial\">Last night I had a dream that I was at my old job. Which was weird, but probably has something to do with today being the first official day at my <em>new<\/em> job. I&#8217;ve been here for two weeks now &#8212; two tedious weeks &#8212; but only today do I move from wage payroll to salary. The job is not without its problems (which may be putting it mildly), and I have yet to convince myself that this change is one for the better, but my fortune cookie from lunch assures me, <em>you can always find a way out.<\/em> I&#8217;ve chosen to take some comfort in that.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"2\" face=\"Arial\">And incidentally, I&#8217;m still worried about missing the <em>Buffy<\/em> premiere next week. Isn&#8217;t that just pathetic?<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I had a dream that I was at my old job. Which was weird, but probably has something to do with today being the first official day at my new job. I&#8217;ve been here for two weeks now &#8212; two tedious weeks &#8212; but only today do I move from wage payroll to &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=12\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-12","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}