{"id":11795,"date":"2016-04-03T21:03:47","date_gmt":"2016-04-04T01:03:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=11795"},"modified":"2016-04-03T21:03:47","modified_gmt":"2016-04-04T01:03:47","slug":"march-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=11795","title":{"rendered":"March 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/photo-2-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/photo-2-2-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"photo 2 (2)\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-11798\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/photo-2-2-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/photo-2-2-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/photo-2-2.jpg 1530w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>March wasn&#8217;t really a bad month at all.<\/p>\n<p>It was a <i>busy<\/i> month, one with a <i>lot<\/i> of things that I needed to get finished at work. But I seem to have finished those things, for the most part. I&#8217;ve exchanged them all for new things, new deadlines, but they&#8217;re not quite as <i>deadliney<\/i> as the old ones, if that makes any sense.<\/p>\n<p>I read two books, like I had in February, which may not seem like much but which is double my recent monthly average. In March it was Ann Leckie&#8217;s <i>Ancillary Mercy<\/i> and Becky Chambers&#8217; <i>The Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet<\/i>. And both were&#8230;okay.<\/p>\n<p>Whereas Leckie&#8217;s first novel, <i>Ancillary Justice<\/i> felt unique and refreshing and vital, the two follow-ups&#8230;just didn&#8217;t. They&#8217;re as well written, and have some very nice touches, but they&#8217;re a lot less compelling, particularly when taken on their own. And while Chambers&#8217; book is very readable, with fun aliens and likable characters, it&#8217;s also so <i>amazingly<\/i> devoid of tension. There&#8217;s rarely a problem in the book that can&#8217;t be introduced and resolved in just a couple of pages, and so the whole thing can&#8217;t help feeling very low-stakes and episodic, to a fault.<\/p>\n<p>In March, I also read thirty-one short stories, one every day. Favorites included:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;Palingenesis&#8221; by Megan Arkenberg (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.shimmerzine.com\/palingenesis-by-megan-arkenberg\/\">Shimmer<\/a>)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;The Wolf and the Tower Unwoven&#8221; by Kelly Sandoval (<a href=\"http:\/\/uncannymagazine.com\/issues\/uncanny-magazine-issue-nine\/\">Uncanny<\/a>)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Welcome to the Medical Clinic at the Interplanetary Relay Station | Hours Since the Last Patient Death: 0&#8221; by Caroline Yoachim (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.lightspeedmagazine.com\/fiction\/welcome-to-the-medical-clinic-at-the-interplanetary-relay-station\/\">Lightspeed<\/a>)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Seven Cups of Coffee&#8221; by A.C. Wise (<a href=\"http:\/\/clarkesworldmagazine.com\/wise_03_16\/\">Clarkesworld<\/a>)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Not by Wardrobe, Tornado, or Looking Glass&#8221; by Jeremiah Tolbert (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.lightspeedmagazine.com\/fiction\/not-by-wardrobe-tornado-or-looking-glass\/\">Lightspeed<\/a>)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Salvage Opportunity&#8221; by Jack Skillingstead (<a href=\"http:\/\/clarkesworldmagazine.com\/skillingstead_03_16\/\">Clarkesworld<\/a>)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;The Shadow Collector&#8221; by Shveta Thakrar (<a href=\"http:\/\/uncannymagazine.com\/article\/the-shadow-collector\/\">Uncanny<\/a>)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Meltwater&#8221; by Benjamin C. Kinney (<a href=\"http:\/\/strangehorizons.com\/2016\/20160314\/meltwater-f.shtml\">Meltwater<\/a>)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Indigo Blue&#8221; by Rachael K. Jones (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.shimmerzine.com\/indigo-blue-by-rachael-k-jones\/\">Shimmer<\/a>)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;The Name of the Forest&#8221; by Margaret Killjoy (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.strangehorizons.com\/2016\/20160321\/killjoyforest-f.shtml\">Strange Horizons<\/a>)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Angel, Monster, Man&#8221; by Sam J. Miller (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.nightmare-magazine.com\/fiction\/angel-monster-man\/\">Nightmare<\/a>)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Tumbleweeds And Little Girls&#8221; by Jeff Bowles (<a href=\"http:\/\/podcastle.org\/2016\/03\/22\/podcastle-408-tumbleweeds-and-little-girls\/\">Podcastle<\/a>)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Woman in the Reeds&#8221; by Esther M. Friesner (Asimov&#8217;s)<\/li>\n<li>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Ordinary Souls\u00e2\u20ac\u009d by K. M. Szpara (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.glittership.com\/2015\/04\/23\/episode-4-ordinary-souls-by-k-m-szpara\/\">Glittership<\/a>, reprint)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;The Box Wife&#8221; by Emma Osborne (<a href=\"http:\/\/pseudopod.org\/2016\/03\/18\/pseudopod-482-the-box-wife\/\">Pseudopod<\/a>, reprint)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;The Husband Stitch&#8221; by Carmen Maria Machado (<a href=\"http:\/\/podcastle.org\/2016\/03\/29\/podcastle-409-the-husband-stitch\/\">Podcastle<\/a>, reprint)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Everything but the last three reprints were from 2016.<\/p>\n<p>I watched six movies in March:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Creed<\/li>\n<li>Spy<\/li>\n<li>10 Cloverfield Lane<\/li>\n<li>Grand Hotel<\/li>\n<li>Pee-wee&#8217;s Big Holiday<\/li>\n<li>Jurassic World<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>They were all pretty good, with the exception of <i>Jurassic World<\/i>, which was pretty bad. No, strike that: very bad. I don&#8217;t quite know what else to say about any of the movies beyond what I said at the time on Twitter. (You do follow me <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/unrealfred\">on Twitter<\/a>, right?)<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Creed is very good. I&#39;m not sure it&#39;s *remarkably* better than Rocky Balboa, which previously revitalized the series, but it&#39;s good.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Fred Coppersmith (@unrealfred) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/unrealfred\/status\/706323145758793728\">March 6, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">The most unbelievable plot detail in 10 Cloverfield Lane? That the county would designate that road as a &quot;lane.&quot; I&#39;m sorry, I said it.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Fred Coppersmith (@unrealfred) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/unrealfred\/status\/709754354392240128\">March 15, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Right now, I&#39;m watching 1932&#39;s &quot;Grand Hotel,&quot; because that&#39;s just how I roll on a wild Saturday night.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Fred Coppersmith (@unrealfred) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/unrealfred\/status\/711342022842556418\">March 20, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I watched Jurassic World so you wouldn&#39;t have to. Although you probably did too at some point. Lots of people did. Why did we all do that?<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Fred Coppersmith (@unrealfred) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/unrealfred\/status\/713929749681278976\">March 27, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>And finally, in March, I turned another year older. I only feel a little bad about that when I realize this is the last year of my thirties. It&#8217;s also those little mental math problems that make me feel older, more than anything else.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, let&#8217;s close out March with some music, as I&#8217;m wont to do:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/videoseries?list=PL62qRURJS1HD1Jq3WtXsfqCPgnh9hT2UD\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>March wasn&#8217;t really a bad month at all. It was a busy month, one with a lot of things that I needed to get finished at work. But I seem to have finished those things, for the most part. 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