{"id":11692,"date":"2015-10-04T11:47:20","date_gmt":"2015-10-04T15:47:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=11692"},"modified":"2015-10-04T11:48:04","modified_gmt":"2015-10-04T15:48:04","slug":"september-2015","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=11692","title":{"rendered":"September 2015"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>September. September. What the heck did I do in September?<\/p>\n<p>Well, I went to Washington, DC, for work for a few days. Unfortunately, my visit coincided with the Pope&#8217;s, which kept a lot of the faculty members I had planned to meet with on campus away. I didn&#8217;t have any problem at Georgetown, the Tuesday the Pontiff was still in transit, but Wednesday at GWU in Foggy Bottom was <i>pretty<\/i> quiet. I met with only one professor all day, which is an all-time low. I had plenty of cancellations the next day at American University, too, but there I easily met with three times as many people.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve spent a lot of this past week making phone calls with instructors to reschedule our chats. It&#8217;s now finally done, for better or worse, and I have notes from about seventeen instructors I&#8217;ll likely spend most of this coming Monday typing up.<\/p>\n<p>Beyond that, I&#8217;m hard-pressed to think what I actually did with the month.<\/p>\n<p>I watched five movies:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Next<\/li>\n<li>The Rules of the Game<\/li>\n<li>Kwaidan<\/li>\n<li>The Secret Life of Walter Mitty<\/li>\n<li>Byzantium<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I think <i>Byzantium<\/i> was the best of them, and <i>Next<\/i> easily the worst. The former&#8217;s a genuinely interesting and unique take on the vampire myth, with really great performances by Saoirse Ronan and Gemma Arterton, while the latter&#8217;s a painfully dumb Nicolas Cage movie. (And to think, it&#8217;s the movie I decided on after I quit watching <i>Crank<\/i> midway though because I thought <i>it<\/i> was unenjoyable and stupid.)<\/p>\n<p><i>Kwaidan<\/i> is gorgeous, if very slow, but at least it <i>does<\/i> something with its beautiful visuals. <i>Walter Mitty<\/i>, on the other hand, looks great, but in the service of such an uninteresting story.<\/p>\n<p>I liked <i>The Rules of the Game<\/i> a lot, but I don&#8217;t have a whole lot to say about it, I guess.<\/p>\n<p>In September, I managed to read <i>three<\/i> books, which is at least one better than what I&#8217;ve been averaging each month this year. (Seriously, as of today, I&#8217;ve only read sixteen books since January. It&#8217;s a little sad.) This month, I was helped by my long drive to and from DC, listening to Amy Poehler read from her memoir <i>Yes Please<\/i> along the way. (It&#8217;s really great.) I also read <i>A Stranger in Olondria<\/i> by Sofia Samatar, which is kind of deliriously beautiful, and <i>The Martian<\/i>, which is&#8230;well, it&#8217;s enjoyable for what it is.<\/p>\n<p>I finally caught up with Andy Weir&#8217;s book in anticipation of the movie, opening this weekend I think, and I&#8217;m a little surprised it became such a sensation. Mark Watney, Weir&#8217;s stranded astronaut, can be entertaining, but I hesitate to call him, much less anyone else in the book, a <i>character<\/i>. There&#8217;s nothing elegant to Weir&#8217;s prose, nor any real depth to the people he&#8217;s writing about. I didn&#8217;t dislike the book, and heaven knows it reads quickly and does exactly what it says on the tin, but at times I felt like I was trapped inside a math problem.<\/p>\n<p>I feel like Weir would write a really interesting intro science textbook, but I&#8217;m not losing sleep waiting on his next novel.<\/p>\n<p>I read fifty-two stories in September. (I may have been helped considerably by the purchase of <a href=\"http:\/\/books.wwnorton.com\/books\/Flash-Fiction-International\/\">this flash fiction collection<\/a>. The stories are very short.) Favorites, listed in the order I read them, include:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;Nothing Is Pixels Here&#8221; by K.M. Szpara (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.lightspeedmagazine.com\/fiction\/nothing-is-pixels-here\/\">Lightspeed<\/a>)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;This Side of Time&#8221; by Sarah Gray (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.fantasticstoriesoftheimagination.com\/original-flash-fiction-this-side-of-time\/\">Fantastic Stories of the Imagination<\/a>)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Five Drinks in Siltown&#8221; by Frances Rowat (<a href=\"http:\/\/betwixtmagazine.com\/five-drinks-in-siltown-by-frances-rowat\/\">Betwixt<\/a>)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Ouroboros&#8221; by Casandra Khaw (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.unsungstories.co.uk\/short\/2014\/17\/12\/ouroboros\">Unsung Stories<\/a>)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;The Attic of Memories&#8221; by Sunil Patel <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fantasticstoriesoftheimagination.com\/flash-fiction-attic-of-memories\/\">Fantastic Stories of the Imagination<\/a>)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;And This Is the Song It Sings&#8221; by Megan Arkenberg (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.nightmare-magazine.com\/fiction\/and-this-is-the-song-it-sings\/\">Nightmare<\/a>)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Neuraugment, verb&#8221; by Felicia Davin(<a href=\"http:\/\/www.nature.com\/nature\/journal\/v525\/n7568\/full\/525284a.html\">Nature<\/a>)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Ten Stamps Viewed Under Water&#8221; by Marissa Lingen (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.sfsite.com\/fsf\/\">Fantasy &#038; Science Fiction<\/a>)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Seven Wonders of a Once and Future World&#8221; by Caroline Yoachim (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.lightspeedmagazine.com\/fiction\/seven-wonders-of-a-once-and-future-world\/\">Lightspeed<\/a>)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Murder Goes Hungry&#8221; by Margaret Ronald (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.beneath-ceaseless-skies.com\/stories\/murder-goes-hungry\/\">Beneath Ceaseless Skies<\/a>)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Today I Am Paul&#8221; by Martin L. Shoemaker (<a href=\"http:\/\/clarkesworldmagazine.com\/shoemaker_08_15\/\">Clarkesworld<\/a>)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;First Impressions&#8221; by Ricardo Sumalavia (<i>Flash Fiction International<\/i>)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Dustbaby&#8221; by Alix E. Harrow (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.shimmerzine.com\/dustbaby-by-alix-e-harrow\/\">Shimmer<\/a>)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I do note most of those <i>Flash Fiction International<\/i> stories, much as I may like them in the moment &#8212; and as much as they may help me make my story-a-day quota &#8212; don&#8217;t really stick with me, nor make the favorites list. Oh well.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t include any of my own stories, of course &#8212; though I do have one <a href=\"http:\/\/mythicdelirium.com\/?page_id=3796\">in Mythic Delirium<\/a> that just went live &#8212; or the stories I bought and edited for Kaleidotrope &#8212; whose <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kaleidotrope.net\/\">newest issue<\/a> also just went live, by the way. Let&#8217;s take it as read that I love all of those and you will too.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, in September, I listed to some music. If you&#8217;re so inclined, you could listen to it too:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/videoseries?list=PL62qRURJS1HADB5CAEyx3WUyPnd6aU7sv\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>September. September. What the heck did I do in September? Well, I went to Washington, DC, for work for a few days. Unfortunately, my visit coincided with the Pope&#8217;s, which kept a lot of the faculty members I had planned to meet with on campus away. I didn&#8217;t have any problem at Georgetown, the Tuesday &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=11692\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[16,8,14,15,28,222,12],"class_list":["post-11692","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-books","tag-monthly-mix","tag-movies","tag-music","tag-personal","tag-stories","tag-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11692"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11692"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11692\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11695,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11692\/revisions\/11695"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11692"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11692"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11692"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}