{"id":10991,"date":"2013-12-30T23:59:13","date_gmt":"2013-12-31T04:59:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=10991"},"modified":"2013-12-31T00:34:35","modified_gmt":"2013-12-31T05:34:35","slug":"winter-vacation-day-15","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=10991","title":{"rendered":"Winter vacation, day 15"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It dawned on me this morning just how close I am to the end of my vacation &#8212; only two days left &#8212; when I realized I had to buy my monthly train ticket. It also occurred to me how long I&#8217;ve been <i>on<\/i> vacation &#8212; more than two weeks now &#8212; when I finally opened up my work laptop and realized I&#8217;d completely forgotten my log-in password. <\/p>\n<p>(It&#8217;s okay, it was on a small post-it note in my wallet. Though maybe we don&#8217;t tell my IT department that that&#8217;s where I was keeping it?)<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d changed my password a day or two before leaving the office, since it was about to expire, and I really did think I&#8217;d have some call to use the new one while I was out. But except for a couple of e-mails answered way back at the start of my vacation &#8212; a couple that hopefully kept a book from slipping in the production schedule to February &#8212; I haven&#8217;t really done any work. I&#8217;ve been checking in occasionally, as I&#8217;d already updated the e-mail password on my iPhone, but nothing that really justified my going back to the office after the holiday party to pick up my computer.<\/p>\n<p>In my defense, I <i>was<\/i> a little drunk then.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, in retrospect, there&#8217;s not a lot of work I <i>could<\/i> have been doing, which I confirmed when I actually logged in and compared chapter reviews that were due against chapter reviews that have actually come in. I knew this was going to be a difficult time of year for instructors to take deadlines seriously, but in the past two weeks I received very few of the responses I need to get anything done. I could start collating what little feedback I have, before I go back to the office, but that&#8217;s not going to save me a lot of time in the long run. And saving myself time in the long run &#8212; preparing for a January that&#8217;s going to be front-loaded with <i>so<\/i> much to do &#8212; was the only reason I took the laptop home with me.<\/p>\n<p>I can think of better ways of spending the next couple of days, like maybe reading a book.<\/p>\n<p>I spent a good part of today mostly working on <i>Kaleidotrope<\/i>, whose new issue will be ready for launch tomorrow or Wednesday, if all goes according to plan. I want to do more with <i>Kaleidotrope<\/i> in the coming year, really make it work the considerable out-of-pocket investment of time and money. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m okay with the time, even if I&#8217;m a little scared about re-opening to submissions in two days. But it&#8217;s the money part that&#8217;s a tougher sell sometimes. I pay a cent a word, way below what&#8217;s considered a professional rate but still pretty steep for a project that takes in no money &#8212; beyond a couple of very generous and welcome donations &#8212; and it&#8217;s a cost I want to justify by making the zine more than just a collection of other people&#8217;s work. I did that a little last year, and I want to look for new ways to do it this.<\/p>\n<p>Because right now, I&#8217;ve already filled the next two and half years&#8217; worth of issues with last year&#8217;s submissions. It would be too easy for the fun of producing the zine to disappear on me.<\/p>\n<p>This evening, after writing fake horoscopes &#8212; that&#8217;s something I do for the zine, something I started when I was editing the weekly newsletter for the Penn State Monty Python Society (and something I almost certainly stole from <i>The Onion<\/i> &#8212; I watched <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt1853739\/\">You&#8217;re Next<\/a>. It&#8217;s an okay movie, mostly because it mixes up a couple of horror genres and isn&#8217;t <i>just<\/i> your standard home invasion scary movie. It gets off to a slow start &#8212; which is probably necessary, in retrospect, even if it could have used some better acting there &#8212; and ends poorly, but it takes a couple of interesting turns along the way. (Not <i>surprising<\/i> turns, necessarily, but ones that keep it, at least, from being something more than <a href=\"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=8105\">similar movies<\/a> I&#8217;ve seen.)<\/p>\n<p>And that was Monday. It <i>was<\/i> Monday, right?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It dawned on me this morning just how close I am to the end of my vacation &#8212; only two days left &#8212; when I realized I had to buy my monthly train ticket. It also occurred to me how long I&#8217;ve been on vacation &#8212; more than two weeks now &#8212; when I finally &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=10991\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[4,14,28,52],"class_list":["post-10991","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-kaleidotrope","tag-movies","tag-personal","tag-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10991"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10991"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10991\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10992,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10991\/revisions\/10992"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10991"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10991"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10991"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}