{"id":10720,"date":"2013-08-04T21:46:02","date_gmt":"2013-08-05T01:46:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=10720"},"modified":"2013-08-04T21:46:02","modified_gmt":"2013-08-05T01:46:02","slug":"the-weekend-what-was","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=10720","title":{"rendered":"The weekend what was"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/81595350@N00\/9437648534\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/farm4.staticflickr.com\/3822\/9437648534_bf7634618e_c.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>On Friday afternoon, since I got home from work early, I decided to watch <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0082449\/\">Ghost Story<\/a>. (It&#8217;s available on HBO Go.) The movie has a notable cast, with Fred Astaire, Melvyn Douglas, Douglas Fairbanks Jr., and John Houseman among others &#8212; it was the final film role for all of the men, with the lone exception of Houseman &#8212; but it&#8217;s pretty goofy and not really what I was expecting.<\/p>\n<p>On Saturday morning, I drove with my father to get his car inspected. It meant I had to get up early, on a Saturday &#8212; and my attempt to seriously nap upon my return home failed, unfortunately &#8212; but he&#8217;d done the same for me <a href=\"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=10658\">last month<\/a>, so it was the least that I could do. <\/p>\n<p>On Saturday afternoon, I finished reading Ben Loory&#8217;s collection, <i>Stories for Nighttime and Some for the Day<\/i>. I&#8217;m not sure there&#8217;s any way I can summarize the book, or the experience of reading its off-kilter, sometimes fairy-tale like stories, except to share this tweet (with scan) I made:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>Reading Ben Loory&#39;s Stories for Nighttime and Some for the Day. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/tKHXszAFht\">pic.twitter.com\/tKHXszAFht<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Fred Coppersmith (@unrealfred) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/unrealfred\/statuses\/363766095280214017\">August 3, 2013<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a fun but weird book.<\/p>\n<p>On Saturday evening, I watched another movie from 1981, Michael Mann&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0083190\/\">Thief<\/a>. (This one I&#8217;d rented from Netflix.) It&#8217;s an interesting movie, in that it feels like an artifact from a different time &#8212; a time when &#8217;70s movies were becoming &#8217;80s movies &#8212; and there&#8217;s some good acting in it, particularly from James Caan. But again, I can&#8217;t claim to have really loved it. It&#8217;s slow and over-stylized &#8212; though maybe the latter&#8217;s almost a given with Michael Mann &#8212; and it just didn&#8217;t thrill me.<\/p>\n<p>On Sunday morning, I did the crossword puzzle (somewhat poorly), donated blood &#8212; partly inspired, I must admit, by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.radiolab.org\/2013\/jul\/31\/\">Radiolab&#8217;s recent show about the red stuff<\/a> &#8212; and discovered <i>New Girl<\/i> (it&#8217;s also on Netflix). I have, as of this writing, watched eight episodes, a full third of the first season. This is kind of how I like watching sitcoms: in large blocks. I find it&#8217;s easier to get emotionally invested with the characters, while ignoring some of the weaknesses that might become more apparent if I had a week to dwell on each episode. It&#8217;s how I encountered (and fell for) <i>How I Met Your Mother<\/i> and <i>The Big Bang Theory<\/i>, and it might explain why I&#8217;ve lately fallen out of watching those regularly, now that regularly means something other than watching a half dozen episodes back to back.<\/p>\n<p>On Sunday afternoon, I wrote this:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s me in the photo,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he says. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m there with a shovel.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153And the plastic bucket and flippers,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d she says, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I see. Were you at the beach or&#8230;?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s actually the mall,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he says. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153One of those photo studio places at the one in Trenton? We went with the Hawaiian getaway theme.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Sounds romantic.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153It was actually that or the landing on Mars. The place was kind of lackluster, didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t have a lot of backdrops to choose from.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Why didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t you just go to the beach? Wait, does Trenton have a beach?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know. Carol is &#8212; was &#8212; afraid of water. And planes. And hula dancers. That was the closest we ever got to Oahu.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153She sounds like a real catch.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>He looks at her for a moment, then lets out a sigh.<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s what I used to think, too,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he tells her, shaking his head, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153before she blew up the world.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Oh,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d she answers. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I forgot that was her.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153I want to say it wasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t her fault,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he says, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153that it could have happened to anybody. But not just anybody\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s girlfriend was a mad scientist stockpiling plutonium.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153That was Carol?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153That was Carol. I mean, at first it was cute, just one of those little quirks that seem adorable at the start of any relationship. Like the way she\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d giggle at movies, not just the funny ones, or the way she\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d toy with her hair whenever she got nervous.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153The way she was afraid of hula dancers?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153That should have been a warning sign, I guess. Planes, the beach&#8230;I mean, those are normal enough phobias. But when you start coming home to robot armies designed to laser to death anything in a grass skirt, you start to worry, you know.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153I didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know you were living with her,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d she says. He knows that look.<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Not at her mountain lair, if that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s what you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re thinking,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he says. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t even know she had a mountain lair. Apparently she bought a hollowed-out volcano during the real estate boom.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153And that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s where she kept the plutonium?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Well, it wasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t at the apartment. We\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d only been moved in together for about six months, but I think I would have noticed plutonium.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Six months?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d she says. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153That sounds serious.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153She blew up the planet,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he answers. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d say she was a pretty serious girl.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s just, you don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t talk about her that much. I mean, this is the first time I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve even seen that photograph.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t like to be reminded of those days. The moon base doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t even have a mall.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Well if somebody\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s girlfriend had given us all a little more warning she was going to detonate a world-killing plutonium bomb&#8230;\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153How did this become my fault?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he asks her. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t want to fight.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153There isn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t enough air even if you did,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d she says. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153They\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re rationing the oxygen again.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s like the fifth time this month.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153They brought in a few hundred new refugees just last week. Folks gotta breathe.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153God I hope they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re not mutants like the last batch. All those third eyes and blistered skin.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d He shudders.<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Well I didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t see any hula skirts, if that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s what you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re worried about,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d she says. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Not one single ukulele among them when we did our low-orbit pick-up.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Now you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re just being mean,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he tells her. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Besides, that was Carol\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s thing, not mine.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s hard to tell. You two were apparently so close.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>He just stares at her. Neither one of them says anything for a while.<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m sorry I didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t tell you about her,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he says finally. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153It was a dark time in my life. Trouble at work, the stress of moving in together&#8230;the world blowing up. I forgot I even had that photo. If there was enough oxygen left, I probably burn it.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>With my weekly writing group. It&#8217;s not really a <i>thing<\/i>, more a sketch than a story, but I had some fun with it.<\/p>\n<p>And on Sunday evening, I wrote this. That was the weekend.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On Friday afternoon, since I got home from work early, I decided to watch Ghost Story. (It&#8217;s available on HBO Go.) 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