{"id":10302,"date":"2013-04-07T20:43:24","date_gmt":"2013-04-08T00:43:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=10302"},"modified":"2013-04-07T20:43:24","modified_gmt":"2013-04-08T00:43:24","slug":"sunday-28","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=10302","title":{"rendered":"Sunday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So let&#8217;s see. I finally did my taxes yesterday, which is good, because it&#8217;s apparently already April. <\/p>\n<p>You wouldn&#8217;t necessarily know that from the <i>weather<\/i> we&#8217;ve been having lately, though it did warm up slightly yesterday. <\/p>\n<p>Which may explain why the landscapers showed up and spent an ungodly amount of time running mowers and leaf-blowers directly below my window. Practically all afternoon. (They also mowed a lawn not really in need of it and killed a bunch of flowers along with the nascent weeds.)<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t do much else yesterday, now that I look back on it. I went for a walk, read a little for <i>Kaleidotrope<\/i>. There&#8217;s a review of the current issue <a href=\"http:\/\/www.locusmag.com\/Reviews\/2013\/04\/lois-tilton-reviews-short-fiction-early-april-3\/?utm_source=twitterfeed&#038;utm_medium=twitter#kal201303\">at the <i>Locus<\/i> website<\/a>, by the way, if you were worried this zine wasn&#8217;t actually a thing. Lois Tilton says, &#8220;the prevailing tone is dark, the situations compelling, moving&#8221; and calls the last two stories &#8220;a diptych of suffering.&#8221; But, you know, in a good way. There are also silly horoscopes and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kaleidotrope.net\/324-2\/ask-doctor-bernofsky\/\">a fake advice column<\/a> I had genuinely pleasure writing. (One of my goals going forward with the zine is to put more of a personal stamp on it.)<\/p>\n<p>Then I ended the day by watching the latest <i>Doctor Who<\/i>, which was sweet and beautiful and rather disappointing, and the first episode of <i>Hannibal<\/i>, which surprised me by being really very good.<\/p>\n<p>And today, I wrote this with my writing group:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The golden woman did not look happy.<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Listen,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d I told her. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I shouldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t be here, I get that. I got lost in the alleyway and couldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t find my way back home. I was looking for a doorway when your goons dragged me back here. If I could just have my books and my pack, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d be on my way and &#8211;\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>She said nothing, but I could see the shadows shift in the corner of the room when I mentioned the goons. For all their strength and speed, they were not subtle. I didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know what she was, exactly, only that they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d called her their queen, but it worried me, this patience, this deceptive calm. Brute force I understood; my bloodied lip and bruised pride both would heal. But her, the golden queen, her I could not read.<\/p>\n<p>At least for the moment she had closed her terrible, terrible eyes.<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153It was a mistake,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d I said. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153A&#8230;what do you call it? A miscast? A spell gone wrong.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d I worried I might be tipping my hand too much here, but I had to tell her something. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d seen worlds where spellcasters weren\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t welcome &#8212; or worse, were hunted, rounded up, even killed. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d heard stories, some of them even credible, about death squads that wandered between the worlds, about extermination camps. I was barely a mage myself &#8212; if I was, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d have found that damn door &#8212; but I knew there were dangers in the Great Tree\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s branches for the inexperienced magician traveling out on his own.<\/p>\n<p>Not that I believed all that Great Tree multiverse mumbo-jumbo. I wasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t exactly what you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d call a religious man. There <i>were<\/i> other explanations for where I was, after all, for the shadow-things that had grabbed me off the street, for the golden queen and the terrible things I had glimpsed for just a moment hidden in her eyes. This was easily just another planet, one even in the Protectorate of Worlds, and if that was the case&#8230;well, a little diplomacy was all I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d need.<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know how you feel about mages,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d I said, because the queen so far had said nothing. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153But I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t much like them.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d This was not completely a lie. The Council had never been much help to me; membership had bought me nothing but citizenship in the Protectorate. And I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d bought the spells that had landed me here in the first place from another magician. He\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d never done a damn thing to help me, even if he was my brother.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I think it got a little away from me near the end, when science fiction started to bleed into the fantasy, but I feel like there is a story here of some sort.<\/p>\n<p>I need to spend more time writing, I really do. I didn&#8217;t do my morning pages at all last week, and I&#8217;ve let work on short stories slip. Part of that&#8217;s because I&#8217;ve got a couple hundred stories by other people to read for <i>Kaleidotrope<\/i>. I was so glad on April 1 when I could both announce the new issue and say I was closed to new submissions for the year. I don&#8217;t have to read <i>all<\/i> of those stories front to back &#8212; that might upset some people who submit, but it&#8217;s true; I give up on stories if they&#8217;re not working for me; a reader would too. But it&#8217;s still time-consuming.<\/p>\n<p>But that&#8217;s still no excuse.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So let&#8217;s see. I finally did my taxes yesterday, which is good, because it&#8217;s apparently already April. You wouldn&#8217;t necessarily know that from the weather we&#8217;ve been having lately, though it did warm up slightly yesterday. Which may explain why the landscapers showed up and spent an ungodly amount of time running mowers and leaf-blowers &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=10302\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[28,17,12],"class_list":["post-10302","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-personal","tag-tv","tag-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10302"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10302"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10302\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10303,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10302\/revisions\/10303"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10302"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10302"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10302"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}