{"id":103,"date":"2001-12-06T10:16:00","date_gmt":"2001-12-06T18:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=103"},"modified":"2001-12-06T10:16:00","modified_gmt":"2001-12-06T18:16:00","slug":"103","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=103","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<table>\n<tr>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.physics.usyd.edu.au\/~mar\/tests\/art\/venus.jpg\" width=151 height=98 alt=\"\"><\/td>\n<td>\n<p><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"1\">If I were a work of art, I would be Sandro Botticelli&#8217;s <b><i>Birth of Venus<\/i><\/b>.<\/p>\n<p>I am a beautiful and alluring composition, not afraid to show off a good deal of bare flesh. People surround me and gaze at me with the adulation due a goddess and friendly breezes gently push me along my path in life.<\/p>\n<p>Which work of art would <i>you<\/i> be? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.physics.usyd.edu.au\/~mar\/tests\/art\/\">The Art Test<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/p>\n<table>\n<tr>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.physics.usyd.edu.au\/~mar\/bond\/oddjob.jpg\" width=109 height=151 alt=\"\"><\/td>\n<td>\n<p><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"1\">If I were a James Bond villain, I would be <b><i>Oddjob<\/i><\/b>.<\/p>\n<p>I enjoy bowler hats, golf caddying, and killing people in hand-to-hand combat.<\/p>\n<p>I am played by <a href=\"http:\/\/us.imdb.com\/Name?Sakata,+Harold\">Harold Sakata<\/a> in <i><a href=\"http:\/\/us.imdb.com\/Title?0058150\">Goldfinger<\/a><\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>Who would <i>you<\/i> be? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.physics.usyd.edu.au\/~mar\/villain.html\">James Bond Villain Personality Test<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/p>\n<table>\n<tr>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.physics.usyd.edu.au\/~mar\/tests\/surreal\/b.jpg\" width=151 height=151 alt=\"\"><\/td>\n<td>\n<p><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"1\">I am a <b><i>Lobster Telephone<\/i><\/b>.<\/p>\n<p>For nine potatoes have my multi-throttled keys subdued the nice leaves of strangers. Sprays of wild satin guacamole enters my document. I relish four mushroom deals with metal.<\/p>\n<p>Do you bite the wax tadpole? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.physics.usyd.edu.au\/~mar\/tests\/surreal\/\">The Utterly Surreal Test<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If I were a work of art, I would be Sandro Botticelli&#8217;s Birth of Venus. I am a beautiful and alluring composition, not afraid to show off a good deal of bare flesh. People surround me and gaze at me with the adulation due a goddess and friendly breezes gently push me along my path &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=103\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-103","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=103"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=103"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=103"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=103"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}