{"id":102,"date":"2001-12-05T11:27:00","date_gmt":"2001-12-05T19:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=102"},"modified":"2001-12-05T11:27:00","modified_gmt":"2001-12-05T19:27:00","slug":"102","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=102","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">It&#8217;s 2 o&#8217;clock, and so I&#8217;m trying to <em>will<\/em> it to be 5 o&#8217;clock, but apparently time doesn&#8217;t work like that or I haven&#8217;t got the superpowers to pull it off. Sometimes life is so unfair.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s 2 o&#8217;clock, and so I&#8217;m trying to will it to be 5 o&#8217;clock, but apparently time doesn&#8217;t work like that or I haven&#8217;t got the superpowers to pull it off. Sometimes life is so unfair.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-102","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=102"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=102"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=102"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=102"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}