“I hate cameras. They are so much more sure than I am about everything.” – John Steinbeck

Some photographs, to tide you over until I learn to be clever, amusing, or inspiring on my own. These may be the last for awhile, though, since my camera is being difficult and refusing to work. I have no focus, I have no zoom, and I can only take pictures of pretty multicolored blurs. I’ll have to speak to someone at Kodak about that. I hope I can find the original receipt, and I hope the fact that I never sent in the registration won’t be too much of a problem.

The first four are from a meeting of the Penn State Monty Python Society. Draw your own conclusions. It’s silliness for its own sake. The second four are from my walk home a couple of weeks ago. And the last four show the clutter that is my office and my home. I have almost fifty of those books stacked against my desk, if you’re at all interested in buying one.

Here’s something I wrote the other night in response to a post at caterina.net. I share it now because I can and because I am, in fact, this desperate for original content that doesn’t involve the words Hot Pocket:

We toss around this word “escapism” like it’s a terrible thing, as if should be ashamed of it, as if we who read do so for more noble reasons. But the truth is, escpaism is good for the spirit. How can you actively involve yourself in any artform if you don’t escape into it? When you read a work of fiction, you’ve engaged yourself in a world that doesn’t exist; you become involved with people who have, and will, never live. From Geoffrey Chaucer to John Grisham, when you read, you escape into a lie. There’s plenty of truth within that lie — truth about the world and how others see it, truth about yourself — but let’s be honest: it’s a lie all the same.

“To me,” says author Michael Chabon, “Moby-Dick is escapism….I’m not going to read that book or any book if it doesn’t completely lift me up out of my ordinary, mundane existence and transport me to another world, to another place, to another time, even if it’s something as apparently subtle as transporting me into the consciousness of another human being….I think only really good works of art are capable of doing that.”

And there are really good works of art on television. Let’s not be snobs about it. It isn’t television that’s the problem; it’s passively watching television. That’s what separates the world of book lovers from the world of television watchers. People love books because those books become a part of themselves. Most people who watch television are not actively involved in the process, and if you’re not actively involved in art, then it isn’t art. It’s just something pretty to look at while you disengage your brain.

I watch television to be entertained and informed, to see a world outside myself through other people’s eyes, and that’s the same reason I read. To escape. There’s a lot of bad television, believe me, and there are a lot of bad books, and you are under no obligation to seek out either simply to remain culturally cognizant. But to dismiss television simply because it’s popular, because it is enjoyed not by the elite but by many…well, isn’t that sort of the same thing as dismissing books because they are enjoyed by an elite, because it’s not cool to know who Fortinbras is?

Then again, it’s late, I’m tired, and I’m not convinced I’m being as clear as I’d like to be. And to be perfectly honest, I only knew what “shibboleth” meant because I heard it on an episode of The West Wing. What do I know?

“That’s sort of why I say a benevolent despot is the ideal ruler. He can actually get things done. The idea that power corrupts is very true and it’s a big human who can get past that.” – George Lucas

Sweet merciful heaven, not another personality test!

Your distinct personality, The Benevolent Ruler might be found in most of the thriving kingdoms of the time. You are the idealistic social dreamer. Your overriding goal is to solve the people problems of your world. You are a social reformer who wants everyone to be happy in a world that you can visualize. You are exceptionally perceptive about the woes and needs of humankind. You often have the understanding and skill to readily conceive and implement the solutions to your perceptions. On the positive side, you are creatively persuasive, charismatic and ideologically concerned. On the negative side, you may be unrealistically sentimental, scattered and impulsive, as well as deviously manipulative. Interestingly, your preference is just as applicable in today’s corporate kingdoms.

Well, yes, another personality test. This one comes courtesy of Metafilter, although you have to wonder at any website that feels its users need a tutorial on drop-down menus.

Incidentally, my name, Frederick, means “peaceful ruler”.