That’s one way of putting it

Roger Ebert on New Moon:
…sitting through this experience is like driving a pickup in low gear though a sullen sea of Brylcreem.

I really like Zack Handlen’s review of the first movie, too, if only for the line, “It’s just something you might expect to see in a SyFy original about a group of murderous . . . → Read More: That’s one way of putting it

Tuesday various

Plagiarism Software Finds a New Shakespeare Play. Well, maybe. Unless we can dig up Zombie Shakespeare, I think it’s still just conjecture. [via]

Speaking of zombies, however, I’m not so sure I agree with The Guardian‘s contention that:

No zombie is ever going to be a pinup on some young girl’s wall. Just as Pattinson . . . → Read More: Tuesday various

Thursday various

The Wiseline Institute imagines the (surprisingly Stephen Baldwin-heavy) Creation Science Fiction Channel fall lineup:

With the schedule set, King plans to go on vacation until the end of the season. “There won’t be any changes, since CreSyFy has a rule against things evolving,” King explained.

“The thing I dream is this: That some night, a hundred nights, a . . . → Read More: Thursday various