 Artanas: "I'm not a squid. Thank you" |
 Goldfinger: "Have I ever told you about my childhood summers spent at Camp Hootchiemama?" |
 IllegalityGirl: "What a great scar this'll make for the chicks..." |
 Bite_The_Basket: "Arch those puppies all you want, Spock, but the ladeeez still love the Shat." |
 GersonK: "Mein Shatner! I can act!" |
 Shattered: Did you guys make a movie where you were looking for me? Jeez - you go take a dump, and suddenly everyone's searching for you. |
 GersonK: "Damint, why won't Jeff Berman return my phone calls? I'm telling ya' Sulu, Master of Navigation could save UPN! |
 MadSigntist: "The crew refuses to fully extinguish all smoking materials, captain. AND, they will *not* return their trays to their full upright position." "Bastards...." |
 Vorvon: In a controversial scene, Chekov is revealed as Darth Maul. |
 Zonk: "We're here for comic relief... do you have an old Macintosh we can pretend to talk to?" |
 Gen_Scareik: "Okay, who wants to come up and press the colostomy button? Spock? Bones? ...Scotty? ...Come on, SOMEONE has to do it!" |
 doublestuf: NO!! Iwanted to hear 'Last Train to Clarksville', not'Pleasant Valley Sunday'!!Damn modern jukeboxes... |
 animebabe: "I bet your thinking... did I make 5 labels? or 6? Well.. which is it? Do you feel lucky, Punk?" |
 TGoodchild: "Yeah, yeah, I'm not a something something, I'm a doctor, blah blah. Can I go? Happy hour's almost over." |
 UnReality: "Is that the Prime Directive in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" |
 overtim: "Now, I'm gonna spin ya around till you're good and dizzy, and then let you loose in the Engineering Bay with a cattle prod. Sound like fun?" |
 Irsih316: Okay, this is my first day on the job so here goes nothing. He's dead Bob! ...No, Jim! Crap! |
 Dairai: Toupees at Ten Paces |