 amycamus: "No really, it's a sure-fire cure for hiccups. Fill your bra with gin, and let me drink from it." |
 Saltydog: And then, having breakfast in Denny's, Buffalo Bill got a wild idea. A show--a Wild West show--with hookers! In fact, FORGET the Wild West show! |
 Generik: "Hi. I'm Mr. October. I like moonlit walks, chocolate, and girls who like to do the Humpty." "Sorry. I'm a Safety Dance kinda gal." "Pity." |
 Vicious: "I hate the burning and the itching, but I don't mind the swelling!" |
 UnReality: "Beneath this trenchcoat, ladies and gentlemen--indeed only mere inches of cottony fabric away--I am, in a word, naked. Questions?" |
 GersonK: "Can you feel the love?" "Yeah, I can feel it" "That's not the love, but don't stop feeling." |
 UnReality: "So you're saying *I'm* my mother? Wow. Well that sure explains a few things about the breast feeding." |
 Artanas: "Underwire, it's so simple!" |
 UnReality: Sure, Bachelor #1 has the hat, the alien-human DNA -- the whole package -- but #2 gets great mileage... |
 UnReality: "You know what they say about a man with poor depth perception? Oh yeah, baby." |
 UnReality: "You wait here. I'm going to go have sex with a prairie dog." |
 Vendebar: "My name is King Unreality, and I need two buxom lasses right now!" |
 Vicious: "You take the high road, and I'll take the low road, and I'll look up ye skirt!" |
 BloodFairy: Booted from the Y' for "unnatural acts involving a gopher", Morrisey roams the cold streets. |
 Geier: Billy, The Boy Without Features, had never actually seen one before. Let alone two! |
 amycamus: "Jesus Christ. Does EVERYthing have to ribbed for my pleasure?" |
 medusaD: "Remember, when you're underwater don't get too curious with any tentacles. " "Aaww!!" |
 HenryBemis: If you spawned here, you'd be home by now. |