 Vicious: "Oh, you want to learn how to defend yourself against pointed sticks, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you?" |
 SpinyNorman: Number one: The Larch. |
 Vicious: "Would you like to hear my theory about Brontosauruses, Captain?" |
 Vicious: "So, you think you are strong because you can survive the soft cushions! Well, we shall see!" |
 quickdraw: "But, if they took the bones out, it wouldn't be cruchy, would it?" |
 Vicious: "In 1917, peace broke out. Joke warfare as banned at Geneva, and the killer joke was laid to rest, never to be told again!" |
 quickdraw: "So... If she weighs the same as a duck... then she's made of wood...?" |
 Buffoon: "Ohhh... Dennis! There's some lovely filth down 'ere!" |
 Vicious: This is Uncle Ted under the house! |
 Vicious: Even after 20 years, people still wanted to ask Arthur Jackson about his two sheds! |
 UnReality: "...and the aptly-named Sir Not Appearing in this Screengrab..." |
 Wirebrain: NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUASITION! |
 Dairai: You don't become immortal just because some watery tart throws a sword at you...!" |
 Vicious: Note the huge breasted immortal in the background! |
 amycamus: "Shut that bloody bazouki off!" |
 Dairai: "You silly git! You got us all worked up over a rabbit!!" |
 Vicious: The lady lies with her left leg planted firmly on the ground, and her right hand waiting. The gentleman with the melon switches on the battery and... |
 MadPants37: Graham Chapman waits patiently outside the batting cage |