 Laurie2K: "Officer! Meer-cats have started invading my panty hose and I can't wear them over my head to burglaries now." |
 away_in_an_animenger: Before there were umbrellas... we all held our sheep over ourheads. |
 Gen_Scareik: They Might Be Brando: Make a Little Teahouse of the August Moon in Your Soul. |
 UnReality: "How deep can YOU bury a Shitsu? |
 AgentQ: "You got Webster in my Vince Vaughn!" "You got Vince Vaughn in my Webster!" "Hey! What in the hell happened to my Anthony Stewart Head?!" |
 BuckFifty: "YES! Maculay Culkin would make the PERFECT spokesperson for our new one day yeast infection cure!" (The hell?) |
 Saltydog: Anthony Newley's Dental Hygiene Hour. (We have a WINNER! Mrs. Pearl Smegma correctly identified the X-ray. She wins Richard Boone's ass!) |
 faerycas: So, I said, is that *your* llama, or did I have too much jungle juice? . . . I guess you had to be there. |
 Laurie2K: "Keep away, Saturn. Pianos don't like to be milked by planets." |
 UnReality: "Whoa. You ever seen a moose in a tutu before, Earl?" "Just once, but that was in 'Nam." |
 Generik: Lara wonders just how easy it's going to be to smuggle the turkey out of the institution... if only she'd killed it first, she thinks. "Gobble!" |
 quickdraw: "Who wants to kiss a puppet?" |
 YingYang: "Not in front of the cowboy, honey...." |
 MagentaWoo: You know, Harry, dames are like mustard, they taste great on a sandwich. |
 Vicious: "Run! Bizarro Peter Ustinov is out for blood!" |