 HanoverF: "Feh, you call that a banner, fucker doesn't even take up half the page... something you can still see when you close your eyes, thats a banner!" |
 Tunk: "I'm an underpaid starving crack whore with the attention span of a Fruit gn...hey balloons! I'm Sci-Fi." |
 UnReality: Sci-Fi Channel headquarters: here's where the magic happens, folks. |
 GotMilk: Scifi has painstakenly spliced Not Interesting and Without Graphics, for your viewing pleasure. |
 Buffoon: "Cute limerick!! How the hell did you get 'Sci-Fi' to rhyme with 'Nantucket'???" |
 KINGDINOSAUR: "Some see the toilet as being half full. Others see it as being half empty. We see it as a source for original programming." The Sci-Fi Channel. |
 SpaceToast: "I haven't had a good, shall we say 'Scifi' in years, so I'm not letting you viewers have one, either." |
 YibbleGuy: "The Alien Who Stuck His Hand Up A Dead Shark's Ass." A Sci-Fi Channel Original Movie. |
 UnReality: "I'm Kari Wuhrer and I have breasts. Sci-Fi me." |
 HanoverF: Sci-fi, where we cross the streams all the time, just to fuck with Gozer |
 UnReindeerality: "In the fall of 1998, two robots and a temp worker disappeared in the Connecticut woods. A year later, their last movie was found." |
 Dairai: "Ever get the feeling you're being watched?" "I'm on SciFi. Of course not..." |
 MetsLostZero: "How do I look?" "Pathetic." "Ok, I'm ready for the SFC" |
 White_Shark: A planet where GOOD SHOWS evolve from the SCI-Fi chanel!?!?!? |
 LiannaSky9: Sad... the SFC had to resort to hypnosis to keep its viewers after MST3K was canceled. |
 DanZero: Ah, behind the scenes at SFC HQ...where all the execs are blockheads.... |
 TGoodchild: "Sci-Fi prime: Thick, juicy cuts out of the heart of the Sci-Fi brisket." |
 UnReality: "Well then you'd have a great job waiting in our programming department!" |
 animebabe: 'Ready?" "Almost... I need a 8 letter word that means :totally sucks ass:? Starts with an S... drawing a blank here...." |